Or go to that little Google box in this browser window and get to work. Just go to like a gay book store or a porn shop or something like that. And if you actually have a video head to clean, then please get back in your time machine and go back to where you came from. They're now sold as "room odorizer," "nail polish remover," or, unironically, "video head cleaner." As anyone who has ever knocked over the bottle will tell you, do not use them to odorize your room. They were outlawed for personal use in the 80s but there is a stipulation for commercial use. This was the number one cause of death at gay circuit parties in 2003. Since they both mess with your blood pressure, you could end up with a heart attack. We will say, however, that you should DEFINITELY not do it with Viagra. There can also be a headache, but it's usually nothing major.īecause of stupid people and lawyers, we can't comment on that. Poppers also dilate your blood vessels, so it can make your wood get a little bit softer. Personally they make me feel really dizzy and like I want to pass out, which is never a cute look. But once you get her to agree to it, this will make it easier. So I can get my girl to take it up the ass if she does poppers? That, combined with an intense desire to have every crevice of your body filled, means poppers are awesome for boning.
What you won't feel is that poppers loosen up all of your involuntary muscles, making a throat, vag, or butthole super easy to fill with a bunch of man meat (or whatever else you want to stick up there). Why else do you think gays invented the stuff? They are especially great for getting fucked. Well, duh, who doesn't? But this makes you really want to fuck that very instant when you're feeling all crazy. They don't make you horny, necessarily they make you want to fuck. The other thing you'll notice is, if you are using them in a sexual context, you will want every single one of your orifices stuffed at exactly that moment or to jam your various appendages into someone else's holes. They make you feel really warm all over, particularly in the face. Poppers also never made Demi Moore pass out and call the cops and then go to rehab, so there's that. It's kind of like a whippit, but you don't get that WHAA-WHAA-WHAA sensation that is so common in whippits. Mostly they make you feel dizzy and weird and headrushy. But no one cares what's in them, what they do is the important part. Poppers consist of assorted alkyl nitrites, mostly isopropyl nitrite and isobutyl nitrite, but in the past, when poppers were first being explored by my homo forefathers, they were mostly amyl nitrite. If they aren't filled with jalapenos, what's in them? Poppers are inhalants that homosexuals love. No, it is not something you order at the Applebee's. What is a popper? Does it have jalapenos in it?
#DEEPEST SWORD SEX MANUAL#
So, for all you straight people out there who want to get hip to the gay sex drug of choice, here's a little user's manual so you can dive right in without hurting yourself or, even worse, embarrassing yourself in front of the gays in your life. "It was a few seconds of wooziness," he said. My straight friend Tom (name changed) texted me the other night and told me he had just used them for the first time. It also means that some of the wonderful things that were kept in the darker nooks and crannies of the gay world are now seeing the light of day and, like most awesome things that gay people started, straight people are now discovering and totally ruining them.
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